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Hearthville Serial: No Condoms
The past … 2015
Rachel asked Rita, “What is wrong honey? You look so sad.”
“I am confused.”
“About what?”
“My relationship with Mark.” (Mark is Steed’s first name. Steed is his middle name.)
Rita had a devilish look on her face. “I think Victor and Jossette are going to have sex but I am not sure Mark even desires me in that way.”
Rachel said, “You are all too young to even be thinking about sex. Mark is a good boy and should not have those kind of thoughts. I may need to have a talk with Jossette.”
Rita looked up at the white fluffy clouds blowing in the otherwise blue sky. She thought about the lie she was about to tell. “I walked in on Mark looking at porn. He must have those kind of thoughts.”
Rachel didn’t say anything.
Rita had been using Mark’s computer to look at gay porn. She made sure that gay porn was in Mark’s browser history.
Rita stood up and stretched about. She walked to the pool and stuck her foot in the water. “It is a little cool.” Rita walked back to the table. “I don’t like my swimsuit. Do you?”
Rachel said, “I think it is lovely. Rosanne did a fine job sewing it.”
Rita said, “Brown is not my color. I’d rather the swimsuit had been bright; maybe pink.”
“Pink is a pretty color. I saw some fabric the other day that had pink as a back color and then with colorful flowers in the foreground. It was odd but it might make a pretty swimsuit. I will suggest it to your mom the next time we are at the fabric store.”
“That would be wonderful. And perhaps buy a bikini pattern. “I would like for Mark to look at me the way he looks at Victor.”
Rachel wrinkled her nose and squinted her eyes in a puzzled look. “Girl, you say weird things. Mark looks at you plenty.” Rachel lied. “You are a very pretty girl.”
“Sometimes I wish I was a boy.”
“Dear, why is that?”
“They don’t have to worry about what their swimsuits look like. Hell, sometimes Victor and Steed swim naked without even a swimsuit on.”
Rachel took a deep breath. She rolled her eyes. She stood up.
Rita asked, “Are you fixing to jump into the pool? I will race you. I enjoy when we race even though you always win.”
“Dear. Not this morning. I am going inside to work on some things. You have fun.”
Rita smiled. “I always do.”
Mark came out of the house. He looked at his mom as she was going inside. “I came down to swim with you and Rita. Where are you going?”
“I have some work I need to do. My computer is acting up. Do you mind if I use your computer?”
“Help yourself. My password is greengrass899z.”
Rachel thought to herself, “That was too easy. He is not worried what I might see on his computer.” Rachel went on inside.
Hearthville Serial: No Condoms
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Mark followed his mom into his bedroom. Rita quietly followed. Mark’s mom sat down at the computer. She typed in the password. She pulled up the browser and its history. She showed Mark the browser history. “You have been looking at all this gay porn.”
“No. I have not. I have no idea where that browser history came from. Rita uses my computer. Maybe she has been looking at gay porn.”
Rita screamed, “You queer. I have not.”
Mark said, “Hey girl, I don’t know what your problem is but we are finished. I want your mom fired. I want the three of you out of here.” Mark hated what he had said the moment the words came out of his mouth. He didn’t really want Rita’s mom Rosanne or her sister Tabitha hurt. But he was angry. He was furious.
Rachel said, “You don’t control the hiring and firing around here.”
“No, but dad does and I am going to tell him about this shit. Victor had already clued me in that Rita has changed. He had told me that she had gone from that sweet shy girl I began dating to a crazy bitch. I didn’t believe him. But she had to have done this.”
Rachel pulled up a picture of Mark and Victor naked at the pool. Rachel asked, “And what about this? Do you deny this is you and Victor?”
“Sometimes we swim naked at night. It is not weird. My God, men swim naked in the US Senate Pool and no one thinks anything about it.”
Rachel screamed, “Is that what Victor told you when he was seducing you?”
“No one seduced anyone. We skinny dip. The school makes me shower naked with other guys after gym. It is not a gay thing.”
Rachel said, “It sounds gay to me. Do the coaches also make you play leapfrog naked.”
Puzzled, Mark asked, “What?”
Rachel pulled up another picture. “You and Victor played leapfrog on the diving board.”
Mark said, “Okay. We had hit your bar and were a little drunk but it is not as weird as that picture looks.” Mark looked at Rita. “You were spying on me and Victor. You took these pictures and put them on my computer and then had my mom to find them.”
“I have no idea how the pictures ended up there. Maybe Jossette took the pictures.”
Mark screamed, “I want Rosanne fired. I want Rita and Tabitha the hell out of this house.”
Rita said, “I think we should end this summer vacation and move back to your Atlanta Apartment. That way you can keep Victor and Mark apart.”