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I think Satan Must Have Thought I Bought Intel

Intel stock tumbles after brutal results

I didn’t buy Intel stock back when ever, but I came really close.  I wonder if Satan thought I did buy it and that is the reason it is behaving like the stock I am holding.  NOT GOING UP!!!  Yeah, I blame Satan. LOL

This from CNBC

  • Intel shares closed down 6.4% on Friday, a day after the company reported dismal quarterly and full-year 2022 results.
  • One analyst said there were “no words” to describe the collapse of Intel, which has suffered as consumer demand for PCs has slackened overall.
  • The company posted a 32% year-over-year decline in revenue and a net loss of $644 million for the quarter.

Intel’s stock is down more than 46% from its 52-week high. And from where I was considering buying it.

Good computers are over priced and affordable computers are not much of an improvement over older computers. And then there is that God awful Microsoft that wants to hijack your life and boss you around and put you through update hell and even stop you from logging into your own gd computer because you can’t access your microsoft account. (Not me, but a neighbor I was trying to help.) Anyways, maybe Intel needs to tell computer makers and Microsoft to clean up their freaked up act.

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Hearthville Serial: Book 8 Chapter 7

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Jossette sat up and pulled a ceramic planter with a flower in it from her bed stand. She threw it at Victor/George. He dodged it and it crashed and broke on the wall behind him. Jossette screamed, “Get the hell out of here. With any luck the plane you take will crash and I will never have to see you again.”

“Bitch, I will see you when I get back. You can count on that.”

“Yeah you do that. Next time you see me in this bed I might have a dude on each side of me. How will you like that?”

“Yeah, well, you can buck break them. You are not buck breaking me.”

“Buck break?”

“Force them to have gay sex.”

Jossette screamed in tears, “Why do I love a man that I hate so God damned much?”

Victor/George finished dressing while Jossette watched in seething anger. As Victor/George opened the door to her bedroom to leave he blew a kiss to Jossette. He thought she might fake catch it and hold it to her heart like a loving girlfriend. Instead Jossette threw a pillow him.

 

Hearthville Serial: Book 8 Chapter 7

Any Truth, Proper Grammar, or Correct Spelling is totally coincidental if not accidental. All characters are fiction. This story is fiction. This story makes no claims about any real person.

By Charles Peters Copyright 2022, 2023 All Rights Reserved

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There is a wickedness in the air and a desperation in the hearts of men. The Hades part of Planet Earth has fallen to Satan and Belial, as the God Amelia sleeps and the God Iapetus is caged and the God Caelous is caged. The God Jesus also known as Hercules sits beyond the gates of heaven with the God Zeus and the God Virgin Mary beneath an apple tree and playing the card game Rummy.

There is a silence but in this silence between them there are many thoughts. Finally VM, also known as the Virgin Mary, speaks. “We’ve got to do something. We can not allow all the souls on planet Hades Earth to be caged.”

Zeus said, “Our earth is not in danger. And even on Hades Earth most people are living normal lives now. There is no sign that Satan plans to cage everyone in Hades.”

JH, also know as Jesus/Hercules, spoke. “Satan likes to play games. He likes to be entertained. He hasn’t given Belial total control of Hades Earth as happened on Pluto Viso. So far Satan has not even allowed Belial to take back control of Pluto Viso.”

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VM questioned Zeus, “What about your spawn Hades? It is his world. It does not belong to Satan. It does not belong to Belial.”

Zeus rolled his eyes. “What about him? I don’t control him and he does not control me. These days we do not even talk.”

JH said, “Father, obviously, I am not going to question you on Hades. I only ask if you will be angry if I talk to Hades and question him on how he might regain control of his realm or if I can help.”

Zeus smiled. “Angry. No. I welcome that you might talk to him. I would not object to helping him. But do not be shocked if he rejects your offer to help him.”

VM nodded. “Hera tells me that Hades is building a new realm on Pluto Viso. She says he is planning to migrate as many souls as he can there. She doubts his plan will work. She is afraid for him and for us.”

Zeus said, “I can’t believe that you would talk to Hera. She is such a vile and dangerous creature.”

“You once loved her and she loved you. And the truth is I enjoy talking to her.”

Zeus frowned. “You are too good. You are too kind. Hera can not be trusted.”

“Maybe. But you should trust me and know that I am just as strong as Hera. You should trust my advice more than you do.”

“We are in a mess. But it is mess we can handle so long as we don’t make it a bigger mess that we can’t handle. I am not saying that you and Hercules should not help Hades rescue his earth realm from Satan and Belial. I am asking that you two keep me informed. Also. Please be careful.”

“Father, of course we will keep you informed. And trust that I know how evil Hera can be. I am not exactly her favorite person and you know that she is not my favorite person.”

VM said, “I am sorry for how you have been tortured, first as Hecules and then as Jesus. I know how Hera wronged you and I am not forgiving of that.”

Zeus said, “Well. I am sorry also but the truth is Jesus, you brought part of it on yourself by trying to show the humans out of Hades and back to the real Earth and where they might stand a chance at heaven. Son, you have to realize that in end they must find their way on their own to be worthy of the real earth and most of them will never be worthy. They have lost their way and there is no way even the best compass, the best shinning man of near perfection, can show the lost souls home.”

JH said, “Maybe we can’t show them how to be worthy of the real earth but we can’t let them be caged. We have got to stop what Satan and Belial are doing.”

Zeus said, “We have to be careful. We don’t want to risk the real earth or heaven being put in harms way by the evil ones. Hades is not just a place for souls who are too flawed for the real earth. It is a buffer to protect the real earth from the flawed and the evil. We don’t want earth to become another Pluto Viso.”


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Holding his phone, Victor stood naked at the foot of Jossette’s bed. He stared at the beautiful, naked, Jossette, horny, laying not so restful in her pink, frilly, canopy bed waiting for Victor to throw his phone down and join her. She longed for him to take her in his arms and to hold her and to kiss her and then to roughly take her the way she wanted to be taken. She stared at his huge cock and she wanted the feel of that cock inside her.

“Come to me Victor.”

“That was my brother Stewart. He needs me.”

There was a sound of anger in Jossette’s voice. “I need you.”

Victor began getting dressed. “I have got to go to Hotville. Shane Felter has been murdered.”

“Surely an hour of sex will not delay your trip enough to make much of difference to Stewart or a dead man.”

“I have got to arrange a plane and hopefully I can can’t catch Roger before he has left where he can fly in to Hotville with me.”

“You fucking asshole. Here I am laying in this bed, wanting you, needing you, and you are just going to leave me here.”

“Well, you can come with me to Hotville.”

“Come with you? Can we have sex on the plane?”

“No.”

Jossette sits up and pulls a ceramic planter with a flower in it from her bed stand. She throws it at Victor/George. He dodges it and it crashes and breaks on the wall behind him. Jossette screams, “Get the hell out of here. With any luck the plane you take will crash and I will never have to see you again.”

“Bitch, I will see you when I get back. You can count on that.”

“Yeah you do that. Next time you see me in this bed I might have a dude on each side of me. How will you like that?”

“Yeah, well, you can buck break them. You are not buck breaking me.”

“Buck break?”

“Force them to have gay sex.”

Jossette screamed in tears, “Why do I love a man that I hate so God damned much?”

Victor/George finished dressing while Jossette watched in seething anger. As Victor/George opened the door to her bedroom to leave he blew a kiss to Jossette. He thought she might fake catch it and hold it to her heart like a loving girlfriend. Instead Jossette threw a pillow him.

Jossette screamed, “Get the hell out of here and don’t ever come back.”

Victor/George left. He thought to himself, “She is going to be a wild one in bed. It is going to be fun.” Then he shrugged. “But today was not to be the day. Waiting will make it more fun.”


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JH (Jesus / Hercules) sat working on his communication console that he would need to connect to Pluto Viso in hopes that he might talk to Hades. As JH was working, VM (Virgin Mary) walked in with Hera.

Hera said, “Hades is not going to talk with you. He has plans for Pluto Viso and those plans do not include you and Zeus.”

“I need to try.”

“He has left Lucifer in charge of his Earth Hades operations. Lucifer is the one you need to plan with to try to get Belial out of Earth’s Hades.”

VM said, “Right now, our primary goals must be to rescue souls from being caged. We need Victor and Caelous or a woke Amelia to get Belial out of Earth’s Hades. Without Victor and Caelous, we don’t have the power.”

JH was barely listening when VM spoke. But then his ears perked to hear what Hera was saying.

Hera nodded. “VM, I don’t argue against that. I wish I could. I wish I could say I have the power but I don’t. Still, whatever your plans, you need to consult with Lucifer for it is his and his father’ s realm.”

JH asked, “Where can I find Lucifer?”

Hera said, “If you are agreed, I will invite him to Olympus. I would like for Zeus to be at the meeting.”

JH said, “I will ask Zeus, but I don’t know.”

Hera said, “Now I want to ask you something else. VM says we need the help of Victor, Caelous, and Iapetus. And that is true. I agree. But exactly what are you going to do about Victor, Caelous, and Iapetus being caged? How do you plan to rescue them and bring them to Olympus.”

JH screamed, “Bring them to Olympus! Are you insane? We can’t. Victor and Caelous are too unstable. I agree that we need to try to free them, although I warn that Zeus might disagree, but there is no way we are bringing them to Olympus. Zeus would never agree to that and neither will I.”

“In past lives Victor has been your father, your brother, and once even your lover. And you would deny him his home on Olympus.”

“Zeus once killed Uranus. Have your forgotten? And Uranus became trapped in Iapetus as a result. So he is trapped in a cage now. Maybe that is what Zeus wants. I know we need the help of Victor and Caelous but it is not like I am thrilled about it. And when I approach Zeus about it, he is going to be even less thrilled.”

Hera said, “So your petty differences with Victor and Caelous are more important than the mortals.”

“I told you that I agree they need to be freed. We need their help.”

“Yeah, your message is kind of mixed. You want them freed but you don’t want them freed. You know, mostly in these stories that mortals tell I am cast as the bad guy. But I tell you what. You and Zeus can be total assholes. ‘Oh we love the mortals. We care what happens to them.’ You don’t really give a flying fuck about them. They are all your prisoners and you love playing games with them, but you don’t really love them. Still, you demand that they love you.”

“Bitch, I died on the cross for them.”

“Exactly how did that work? Does that even make any fucking sense? 7 million souls are in Hades right now and in danger of being caged by Belial and Satan. That was really some rescue plan you came up with baby. ‘Worship me as a martyr and all will be well with the world.’ I hate to break the news to you but all is not well with the world. This damn machine, this damn prison, is a mess.”

“Hera, I hate you more than words can describe.”

“Such a loving God, aren’t you. Wow. I may have to build a temple to you, myself.”

The Virgin Mary stared at Jesus and Hera. She wasn’t sure what to say. But she knew what to feel. She felt despair. She turned and vanished into the air, leaving Hera and Jesus standing together, alone.

Hera said, “Jesus. If you will rescue Victor and Caelous and Iapetus and give them the protection of Olympus, I will let you visit your children on my planet Venus. And I will allow you to build at least three temples there to either Jesus or Hercules as your choice and your desire.”

“Why do you care about Victor and Caelous?”

“Maybe it is just that I am horny and I want Victor’s big cock.”

“And what about Zeus’s big cock. He isn’t caged.”

“Isn’t he? Love is a type of cage. And I can think of worse cages than being in love with Mary. I suspect that cage brings a great deal more pleasure to Zeus than being in love with me.”

“Well, you know, George has kept Victor’s body alive. You could have sex with George. He has the same cock.”

“It is a thought. But I want Victor freed.”

“I will see what I can do.”


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Victor/George arrived at the airport. He pulled into the parking lot with his windows rolled down. He saw Roger Ogleby at Roger’s car with Roger’s half sister Tabitha Angster. They were standing next to the red corvette and smoking cigarettes.

Roger called out to Victor. “Your call shocked me. I was with Tabitha at Uncle Arthur’s.”

“You don’t mind me going to Hotville with you, do you?”

Victor/George cleared his throat. He had not expected Tabitha to be there. He had not seen her since Victor had been caged and Belial and Satan had changed memories and even time itself. He wasn’t sure how she felt about him now.

Victor/George parked next to where Roger and Tabitha were standing. Tabitha favored her half sister Jossette quite a lot. Victor/George crawled out of his car. He felt an unusual nervousness. “Of course I don’t mind you coming with us.” Then George shook his head and rolled his eyes. He guessed what he was about to say was not proper but he was going to say it anyway. “Of course I must tell you that I left Jossette naked in bed and begging me for sex.”

Tabitha laughed. “Funny. Roger told me that Jossette hasn’t been quite herself. I explained to him some things. That you are George. Jossette is a figament. Victor has been caged.”

“It is confusing to me. This witch stuff confuses me. I don’t understand.”

Tabitha said, “They don’t want you to understand. Hell. Any second your memory may be erased from what I told you.” Tabitha touched George. “Uncle Arthur has told me stuff. And he has been helping me to practice my witchcraft. I wanted to come because you might need me, or more to the point, you might need my witchcraft.”

Victor/George said, “For what it is worth, Tabitha, I, George do still have strong feelings for you. I don’t know what game I am playing with the figment, Jossette.”

“Game. We all play games. It is okay.”

Roger laughed. “Changing the subject to back to our Hotville trip. Is Stewart okay?”

“I am not sure. He saw Shanes ghost and some creature coming out of the ocean to try to cage Shane. It was upsetting to him.”

Roger said, “Do you think Stewart is in danger?”

“I don’t know. I just know that I want to make sure that he isn’t in danger.”

Roger nodded. “Absolutely.”

Tabitha said, “I am not sure what we are dealing with. We have got to make sure that none of us are in danger. Why would some creature come out of the ocean to try to cage the ghost of someone? That is weird. Mom and Uncle Arthur both said that is very unusual.”

“You talked to Arthur and your mom.”

“On the phone. Different times. They weren’t together if that is what I said sounded like.”

Roger said, “Uncle Arthur’s pilot is motioning for us. We need to get on the plane.”

 

 

 

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Shane saw a strange creature come out of the ocean. The creature was holding a birdcage. Somehow Stewart also saw the creature and the birdcage. And suddenly he could see Shane. Stewart wasn’t sure where the thought or the realization came from but he knew he had to warn Shane.

Stewart screamed, “Run Shane. Do not let the creature catch you. Run. Run now. The creature is going to try to catch and cage you. Run. God damn it. Run.”

Shane ran and took flight though he had no idea how he was flying. For now, Shane made his escape and the creature began walking back toward and into the ocean.

Stewart’s focus turned from the creature as it vanished into the ocean. And then he saw everyone was looking at him.

Sheriff Connie McIron stared at Stewart. “What the hell is wrong with you?”

 

Reminder:  All the characters with any level of sexual heat are over the age of 18.

Notes:
An alter is a distinct soul and personality that shares a body with someone.  In this case Victor’s alter George is in control of the body while Victor’s soul has been caged in the Outlands, a metaphysical place/world.  Caelous who also shared the body has also been caged in the Outlands.

A figment is a body that has no soul but is operated from computer code created by previous souls that have been in the body at some point or another during moments when the computer code was created. In the case of Jossette, something was done to Jossette’s soul when Nette took control of the body.  Nette was in control of the body until Victor’s father Elliot caged Nette’s soul.  With both Jossette’s soul and Nette’s soul gone from the body, the body operates as AI / Computer Code.

A type of time is computer code.  It allows a person to live the same life or some version of it more than once.  It allows a person to be born in the past, be born in the future, or repeat the same life.  When no soul has been reborn to a body, that body is a figment that operates mostly from previous computer code that souls have created when the body had a soul or operates from new computer code created by the interaction of other people with the figment.  Figments may behave oddly and not always make sense if other souls are changing the computer code to a greater degree than the figment/AI can calculate a proper response based on the predictive nature of past souls in the body.

Hearthville Serial: Book 8 Chapter 6

Any Truth, Proper Grammar, or Correct Spelling is totally coincidental if not accidental. All characters are fiction. This story is fiction. This story makes no claims about any real person.

By Charles Peters Copyright 2022 All Rights Reserved

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Victor and Jossette stood there together as Jossette’s brother, Roger went up the stairs to pack for his trip to Hotville. Of course Victor was not really Victor but was his alter George and Jossette was not really Jossette but was a figment. Nette who had been pretending to be Jossette had been caged by Elliot, Victor’s father. And the soul of Jossette was missing, presumed by Elliot and maybe others to have been caged by Nette or her husband Artorious.

This moment between George and Jossette was not some fulfillment of that great love for Jossette that impassioned Victor with great imagination. But George and the figment of Jossette were both horny and there was sexual desire, sexual tension, taunting the two of them. George thought he did not want to go too far with Jossette, even her figment, for that would feel like a betrayal of Victor. George guessed that Jossette didn’t know that she was a figment without a soul. She certainly did not know that he was an alter of Victor. To pursue sex with her would be wrong and George knew that such a sexual entanglement had once gotten the real Victor killed. But of course that was a conspiracy against Victor and Jossette by Nette and Artorious. Nette was caged and Artorious was, well, George wasn’t sure but he guessed that Artorious was also caged in the Outlands.

George and Jossette looked into one another’s eyes. He wanted to kiss her. She wanted to kiss him. Their lips quivered with thoughts of doing something about the heat that was rising between the two. But instead of moving closing together, they stepped farther apart, backing away from one another.

George said, “I guess I should be going.”

“My Aunt Rachel and that awful Rita did such an awful thing to you. I don’t blame you for wanting to go. To leave. I can’t believe we were ever friends with Rita.”

“They were both under supernatural influences.”

“You can’t believe that.”

“Your Aunt Rachel loves you very much.”

“You can’t defend her. She and Rita almost killed you. You were beaten and locked in the boot of the car, left to die. You should hate her and Rita.”

“I don’t want to hate anyone. I just want to feel whole again.”

“What does that mean?”

George knew he shouldn’t try to explain, but still he had words and they were spoken. “Don’t you ever feel like there is a part of you missing. Like you’ve lost something. Maybe something spiritual.”

“No. But I do feel guilt about what happened to you.”

“Do you? Do you really? Why should you? You did nothing but want to love me.”

“I still want to love you. And more. I am feeling so naughty right now. I would like for the two of us to go up to my bedroom, get naked. I want to see that big cock of yours.”

“Jossette.” George sounded almost bashful. But he felt something different. “Where is your mom?”

“She is visiting Aunt Rachel in the mental institution. I keep telling mom that Aunt Rachel is faking it. I know she is faking it.”

“There are supernatural things happening. This world is not what you think. You must not hate your aunt. You should love her. You should have went with your mom to visit her.”

“Aunt Rachel still thinks you were trying to seduce both her son Mark and me. She thinks you are predator. She wanted you dead.”

“Maybe I should go visit her.”

“Are you insane?”

“Maybe. Maybe we are all insane living in an insane world.”

“I want to have mad, insane, sex with you. I don’t want to be a virgin any more.”

“Do you really love me or do you just want to use me?”

Jossette turned to look away. She turned her back to George, Victor’s alter. “Use you? For sex? I think rather that should be a woman’s accusation though it is not one that I will make”

“I helped to make you and your mother very wealthy.”

“What? Next, you are going to accuse me of plotting with Aunt Rachel to kill you so that mom and I would have all the wealth from our inventions.”

“No. I don’t even know what I am saying.” But now George wondered. Jossette was a figment. How much was she programmed by the real Jossette and how much was she programmed by Nette. George wondered. How much did she know about what the real Jossette had planned or what the real Nette had planned. Victor had loved Jossette in more than one life. And theirs had been a great passion. For that passion Victor would always look beyond the faults of Jossette. He would never allow himself to hear or think she had done wrong. He was blind to her ways. George wondered if Jossette’s figment was accidentally revealing something.

Jossette said, “I think you should go. I don’t want to ever see you again. I want your business relationship with mom ended.”

Before the inventions, Jossette, Roger, and their parents had lived poor. They had not been rich like Arthur and Rachel Ramsey. Jossette had never made a secret that she wanted to live like a rich person. On the other hand, even though Victor had bought Hazel Manor, he was perfectly happy living modestly in a middle class home with his parents. He had mostly bought Hazel Manor with Jossette in mind. He fancied it would be a surprise gift to her after they got married.

George said, “If you try to end the business relationship I will not leave you with anything. I will get everything. Understand. You will be poor again.”

Roger walked in on them just when Jossette said, “By God I will never be poor again. I hate you. I’ve always hated you. I wish Rita and Aunt Rachel had killed you. And if the only way I can end the business relationship is to kill you, I will do it.”

Roger screamed, “I don’t know who the hell you are but you are not Jossette. Jossette loves Victor. She has always loved Victor.”

Jossette laughed. “Yeah, I am going to kick you out of the business also. The last thing I need is a freeloading, queer, brother influencing mother and cramping my style.”

George scratched his head. Was the figment saying the words of the real Jossette or the thoughts of Nette? Jossette had not been the perfect woman in Victor’s past lives Victor had imagined, but George realized Roger might be right. This figment was not taking on the personality of the real Jossette. It was taking on the personality of Nette. And George considered that if he fucked this figment it wouldn’t be like a real betrayal of Victor. Victor did not love Nette. George didn’t mind that this woman, this figment, was a hateful bitch. He wanted to stick his dick in her and have the roughest sex he might imagine.

George said, “Nette, you are over playing your hand.”

Roger asked, “What did you call her? Nette?”

Jossette said, “What? You misunderstood. Didn’t he Victor?”

“Jossette. As long as you don’t understand what I said, we love each other. Right? And you love your brother Roger. Right?”

“Of course I do. Roger, I am so sorry.”

Roger stared at Victor. Then he stared at Jossette. “Sure. But look sis. Don’t let our new wealth turn you into a monster. And sure as hell, don’t forget that without Victor we would still be poor. Don’t ever think about betraying him, even when you are fighting. Dont!”

“I won’t forget that we owe everything to Victor. How can I forget? And Victor, you know I will always love you. You do know that, don’t you?”

“Sure. I told you that there is supernatural stuff happening.”

“You think something supernatural came over me?”

George thought to himself, “Yeah, figment Nette, you and I are going to fuck so hard that you will never forget that you have been fucked.” Then George said, “That is the only explanation. There is a ghost, Nette, trying to take control of you.” Of course George knew that his father Elliot had caged Nette.

“Nette. Wasn’t that the name of Uncle Arthur’s grandmother who helped raise him?” Roger asked.

Jossette said, “Yes. But to think a ghost is trying to take possession of me. That is crazy talk.”

Roger said, “Sis, you haven’t been being yourself. Maybe it is not crazy talk.”

“I don’t believe in ghost. I believe that when we die, that is it. We are gone. I don’t believe we have a soul.”

George considered that with Jossette caged and Nette caged, all that was left of the Jossette he was looking at was the figment. At this moment, she didn’t have a soul but she did have Jossette’s computer code and Nette’s computer code and that code was as eternal as the soul itself. And perhaps his pursuit of this figment was as dangerous as if he were trying to seduce Nette, herself.

George thought, “I am about to play a very nasty, perilous game. It will be fun.”

Roger said, “Should I call off my trip to Hotville? Should I stay here.”

Jossette laughed. “What? To protect me from some imaginary ghost. No. You go on to Hotville and try to seduce Stewart.”

“That is not why I am going to Hotville.”

George said, “Well. You go on and have fun. Hey, you might be surprised. My brother might try to seduce you.”

Roger smiled as he considered what “Victor” had said. Then Roger laughed. “No. Just friends.”

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There was that dreaded knock on the door. Claud Felter and Sarah Felter jumped with fear when they heard the banging. Claud looked through the peep hole in the door to see Sheriff Connie McIron standing at the door. He didn’t know her but he could see her uniform and her badge. He opened the door.

“Officer. Sheriff.”

“This is the most awful part of my job.”

“My wife left our son playing poker at the Favors Poker Room. She was losing and he was winning. When we woke this morning, he wasn’t in his bed.”

Sarah Felter said, “Please tell me that our son, Shane, is okay.”

Sheriff Connie stares at Sarah. “We are not sure if the person in question is your son or not.”

Claud shakes his head. “Person in question? What does that mean. Has he been arrested?”

“A young woman by the name of Mary Dugan found a body of a young man on the beach. He had been shot five times. We need you to look at the body before it is moved.”

Sarah trembled. “It can’t be Shane. It can’t be our son. We aren’t the kind of people who end up murdered. We are good people. Yeah, we play poker. But Favors is a reputable place. We are good people.”

“I am sure you are. I play poker. I am not very good at it. So you say your son was winning. How much had he won when you left?”

“He had won $25,000. And I had lost $5,000 which is my limit.”

“The young man did have some money on him but not nearly that much. Was he in a car or on foot when you two went to Favors.”

“We both walked to Flavors.”

“I had the car and was running errands when they went to Flavors. I had to have a tire repaired and I bought some groceries. Snacks and such. Neither of them should have been walking around with that kind of money.” Claud fights back the urge to cry. “I know.” Claud cleared his throat. “Is it possible the young man isn’t our son?”

“There is always a chance but you should be prepared.”

“Oh God. I shouldn’t have left him there alone. Why did I leave him there?”

“He is young but he is an adult.”

“Grown but he was still my baby. He will always be my baby.”

“Are you ready to walk down to the beach?”

“The last time we walked down to the beach, it was to play in the ocean. He was cracking jokes. We were having fun. This isn’t fun. This isn’t a vacation story I want to tell my friends about. Oh God.”

“I know. I am so sorry you are being put through this.”

“Honey, we need to walk down to the beach with this nice lady. We need to see if the young man is our son.”

“Okay.” Sarah took several deep breaths. “Let us go view the body.” Sarah struggled to not cry. “The body.”

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Stewart Duddley had turned his attention from Mary Dugan to Deputy Sally Francis. Who was more interesting? Who was more sexy? Mary Dugan in her bikini or Deputy Sally Francis in her uniform.

Stewart smiled as Deputy Sally Francis walked up to where he and Mary Dugan were standing. “That man standing there told me that he saw you at the Flavors Poker Room at the same time that the victim was there.”

Mary Dugan said, “Yeah I was playing poker. I can’t remember whether I saw the victim there or not.”

“The man said he saw you speaking to the victim.”

“Maybe. I don’t know. I don’t remember every dork who speaks to me.”

Deputy Sally Francis asked, “Are you two friends? I mean you and Stewart Duddley.”

Stewart said, “No. We just met. I just arrived here and I am waiting for them to get my room ready. I saw the activity on the beach and became curious to what is going on.”

“A young man has been murdered.”

“She, by the way I don’t even know your name, told me. It is awful. Have you identified him and notified his family yet?”

“Sheriff Connie McIron has gone to who we believe are his parents though we aren’t sure yet. We are not sure who he is yet? Stewart, do you want to see the body?”

Because Stewart was a High School Football star, it was not unusual for people to know him, but for him to not know them. Still, it was awkward. And he kept thinking, “I should know this lady, this deputy?”

Deputy Sally Francis repeated, “Do you want to see the body?”

“Want? I guess it is possible the deceased is someone I know. So I can view the victim if that is what you want.”

Deputy Sally Francis smiled. “Come with me.”

Stewart walked with Deputy Sally Francis. Mary Dugan remained where she had been standing.

Stewart asked, “Is that girl a suspect?”

“I don’t know. What do you think?”

Stewart smiled. “This is awkward. I should know you. Shouldn’t I?”

“Not really. I have been in your house. Your mom and I go to the shooting range together sometimes, but it is not like you and I have ever sat down together and discussed our favorite sexual position.”

Stewart blushes a bright red and nervously laughs. “I do now remember you. It is just you look different in your uniform. I like your uniform.”

“Thanks. But back to the question. Do you think Mary Dugan should be on our suspect list?”

“Yeah, she came across as lying when you told her about her being seen with the victim at the Flavors Poker Room. But of course, even if she is lying about that, that does not mean she is guilty of killing him.”

“Your mom told me that you were some law enforcement related classes at the collge. She does not really like that idea but I can see why you would have that interest.”

They came to the body which had been put on a stretcher. Stewart looked at him and did recognize him. That is Shane Felter. He is, was, in a few of my classes at the Hearthville College. I didn’t really know him. My brother thinks I am a snob and I guess I can be. Of course right now I have nothing to be a snob about. I thought Football would be my life.”

“You will find a new calling.”

“Calling. Preacher Pat Piaolo says the same thing. But I don’t know, I had such plans. I guess Shane did also, and now look at him. What would you say his new calling is?”

“Maybe an angel.”

Though invisible to everyone Shane stood there. Watching. Listening. Talking to himself. “I am no angel. If I were, maybe I would not be dead now. Why is my memory so fucking hazy?”

Deputy Sally Francis saw Sheriff Connie McIron walking with the parents of Shane Felter. “Here she comes with his parents. This is going to be awful.”

Sarah Felter was walking at first. But then she started running when she saw the stretcher. She reached the body. She saw her son. Dead. And she fainted. Stewart caught her and eased her down to the sandy beach.

Claud ran to his wife. He saw his dead son. He cried out in pain. “This can not be happening. This can not real. I am having a nightmare.”

Unconscious, or maybe beyond unconscious Sarah Felter saw her son standing over his own body there on the stretcher. And Shane saw his mom come out of her body.

Sarah screamed, though no one but her son could hear her. “Please don’t be dead.”

“I am sorry mom. I don’t know how this happened. I do not know who shot me. I don’t want to be dead.”

“Please come to me. Let me hold you in my arms one last time.”

Shane moved toward his mom. He reached out for her and she reached out for him. And then there was the smell of smelling sauce. With the awful smell in her nose Sarah opened her eyes and with a start, sat up. She saw Steve Jergins yank the vile of smelling sauce away from her nose.

Steve Jergins whispered, “I am sorry.”

“I saw the ghost of my son. He was standing over his body. He said he does not know who killed him. And before I could give him that one last hug, you pulled me back to my body.”

Steve repeated, “I am sorry. May I help you stand up.”

Stewart reached down to help Steve bring Sarah to her feet. Bracing herself on the stretcher she looked at her dead son.

Claud moved to put his arm around his wife and shared her look at their son. “He was more than our son. He was our best friend.”

The ghost of Shane smiled. He touched his father on his shoulder. “The two of you were my best friends.”

Shane saw a strange creature come out of the ocean. The creature was holding a birdcage. Somehow Stewart also saw the creature and the birdcage. And suddenly he could see Shane. Stewart wasn’t sure where the thought or the realization came from but he knew he had to warn Shane.

Stewart screamed, “Run Shane. Do not let the creature catch you. Run. Run now. The creature is going to try to catch and cage you. Run. God damn it. Run.”

Shane ran and took flight though he had no idea how he was flying. For now, Shane made his escape and the creature began walking back toward and into the ocean.

Stewart’s focus turned from the creature as it vanished into the ocean. And then he saw everyone was looking at him.

Sheriff Connie McIron stared at Stewart. “What the hell is wrong with you?”

Stewart didn’t know what to say. He had to think fast. He remembered his mom telling him that one of her friends had narcolepsy. “I am sorry. I sometimes experience narcolepsy. It is more likely when I am upset and under stress.”

Deputy Sally Francis said, “I also have narcolepsy.”

Sarah whispered to Stewart. “You saw him too.”

Stewart nodded but doesn’t say anything. Sheriff Connie McIron heard the question and noticed the slight nod. She decided it is best for her to ignore what has been said for now. She watched as Stewart, looking dazed, walked away.

Deputy Sally Francis said, “I better go with him. He might be sleep walking. That sometimes happens.”

Stewart walked to parking lot of the Sevy Motel. He sat down at a table that is near a hotdog stand in the parking lot. He pulled out his phone. He called his brother Victor. “Victor, I need you to come to Hotville. I am scared. Shane Felter that is in a few of my classes has been murdered and I saw his ghost. I saw a creature come out the ocean and somehow I knew the creature planned to cage Shane.”

Stewart looked around to see Deputy Sally Francis standing behind him. He knew she had heard what he had told Victor. She sat down at the table with Stewart. “I didn’t mean to interrupt. Continue talking.”

Stewart said, “Victor, can you come.”

Victor told him that he was in Atlanta and would ask a friend to fly him to Hotville.

Stewart said, “Good. I need my brother. I don’t understand this kind of stuff.” Stewart hung up.

Deputy Sally Francis said, “So Victor is coming.”

Stewart said, “Yeah. Seeing Shane’s ghost and that creature coming for him scared the hell out of me.”

“I understand.”

“Do you think I am crazy?”

“I don’t know what to I think. Shock and grief does strange things to a person but maybe you and his mother did see Shane’s ghost. I don’t know. Did you see Shane get away from the creature?”

“Yes. But I fear the creature is not finished yet.”

“Do you think the creature has something to do with Shane being shot?”

“I don’t see how, but I don’t understand supernatural type stuff.”

“Do you think you might have been the one to kill Shane?”

“No. Hell no. I just arrived in Hotville. I didn’t know he was here, and the truth is, I don’t really know him. We had classes together but that is it. Well. Not it. I hate that he was murdered. And I feel awful for his parents.”

“Sure.”

“I do.”

“I am not doubting you.”

“Then why do I feel like you want to put handcuffs on me.”

“Maybe I do, but in a kinky sort of way.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hearthville Serial – Book 8 – Episode 5

Hearthville Serial: Book 8 Episode 5

Any Truth, Proper Grammar, or Correct Spelling is totally coincidental if not accidental. All characters are fiction. This story is fiction. This story makes no claims about any real person.

By Charles Peters Copyright 2022 All Rights Reserved

Chapter / Episode List of the Heathville Serial

                                             FADE IN:

EXT. SKY, AROUND LEROY BARE'S SPACESHIP - NIGHT

Bright lights flashing, colorful lights, SOUNDS OF
EXPLOSIONS, spaceships attempting to surround Leroy Bare's
spaceship.  He is zapping them with bombs exploding.  His
space flies forward.  Enemy Spaceships race to catch up.

INT. LEROY BARE'S SPACESHIP - NIGHT

LEROY BARE looks at his monitor to view primitive map.
BACHUS WILCOX looks at map.  PROFESSOR WILCOX and MINI
WILCOX are looking out the window.

                      BACHUS WILCOX
          That looks like a map that I drew
          when I was writing something in my
          journal.

                      MINI WILCOX
                (turns from window, and
                 looks at monitor, map)
          It does.

                      BACHUS WILCOX
          How would you know?

                      MINI WILCOX
          I wouldn't.  I never look at your
          diary.

                      BACHUS WILCOX
          Journal.

                      PROFESSOR WILCOX
                (joins his wife to look
                 at monitor)
          Whatever.  Leroy, why would his map
          be on your monitor?

                      LEROY BARE
          I don't know.

EXT. SKY, SUN IS RISING, A FEW CLOUDS - MORNING

Spaceships are flying.  The ocean is seen beneath the sky.

EXT. HOTVILLE BEACH - MORNING

No living person is seen on the beach. A lawn chair blows
across the beach. Camera follows chair until it reaches a
dead body.  Camera focuses on the body of a young man.
Focus on bullet holes.  Blood.  The camera moves to the
young man's face.  His dead eyes are wide open.  His mouth
is wide open.  The camera moves down and then shows his
outstretched arm and then his hand and then the cane that he
is clutching.

INT. ROOM AT SEVY MOTEL - MORNING

CLAUD FELTER wakes up next to his wife SARAH FELTER.  Sarah
is sleeping, snoring. Claud looks at his wife.  He looks
over at the second bed in the motel room that is still made
up.

                      CLAUD FELTER
          I wonder where Shane is?

Claud shakes his wife to wake her up.

                      CLAUD FELTER
          Didn't Shane come back to the room
          with you last night?

Sarah Felter sits up.

                      SARAH FELTER
          No. He was winning.  I was losing.
          So I just left him at the Favors
          Poker Room.  I didn't want to keep
          playing.

                      CLAUD FELTER
          Do you think he met a girl and went
          back to her place when he was
          finished playing poker?

                      SARAH FELTER
          I don't know.  He was not
          socializing with anyone while we
          were together.  But of course I am
          his mother and so after I left, who
          knows.  He probably met someone.  I
          am sure he is okay.

                      CLAUD FELTER
          I don't know.  I have a bad
          feeling.

SOUND OF SIRENS.

EXT. HOTVILLE BEACH - MORNING

Body laying on the beach.  SHERIFF CONNIE MCIRON stands
above the body, looking down.  DEPUTY SALLY FRANCIS is
squatted at the body with a flashlight. People start walking
onto the beach and to where the Sheriff's car is parked with
flashing lights. Mary Dugan, in a bikini, is standing at the
car. The Coroner Van with lights flashing pulls up on the
beach next to the Sheriff's car.  Coroner, DOC JACK PERKINS,
opens the door and exits from the driver's side.   Two men
carrying a stretcher with a body bag on it get out of the
back.  They walk toward the body and reach the Sheriff and
Deputy.

                      SHERIFF CONNIE MCIRON
          Doc Jack, don't be running off with
          the body.  There might be someone
          on the beach who knows who the
          young man is.  We need him
          identified.

                      DOC JACK PERKINS
          Finger prints, dental records,
          police records, school records,
          facebook records, twitter records,
          we will identify him all right.

                      SHERIFF CONNIE MCIRON
          Not everyone is on the grid under
          the communist eyes of our prying
          government.

                      DOC JACK PERKINS
          Yeah.  Well.  That prying makes my
          job easier.

                      SHERIFF CONNIE MCIRON
          Your job.  Hotville is not exactly
          crime riddled city.

                      DEPUTY SALLY FRANCIS
          The young woman
                (looks at her e-Tablet)
          Mary Dugan discovered the body on
          her way for a morning swim.  She
          said she had seen him the day
          before at the Sevy Motel where she
          is staying.  She can lead me to the
          room but she does not know the room
          number.

Coroner Tech STEVE JERGINS walks up next to Deputy Sally
Francis.

                      STEVE JERGINS
          You smell nice today.  Is that the
          perfume I bought you.

                      DEPUTY SALLY FRANCIS
                (giggles)
          Yeah.  I thought perfume was a nice
          change from a date bringing
          flowers.

                      SHERIFF CONNIE MCIRON
          Sure. Why didn't you just come out
          and tell her that she has body
          oder.  You asshole.

                      STEVE JERGINS
          No.  When you give someone perfume,
          that does not mean that you think
          they stink.
                (looks and points at
                 body)
          Say Doc Jack, doesn't the victim
          have a stamp of some kind on his
          hand there.

Doc Jack gets down to look at the victims hand.
         

INT.  ROOM AT SEVY MOTEL - MORNING

CLAUD FELTER and SARAH FELTER finish getting dressed. They
look out the window toward the beach and the flashing
lights.

                      CLAUD FELTER
          Did you murder our son last night?

                      SARAH FELTER
          How could you ask such a question.
          Are you insane?  I am sure he is
          okay.  He probably took his
          winnings and got fall down drunk
          partying.

EXT. HOTVILLE BEACH - MORNING

The ghost of SHANE FELTER rises from his body.  He looks
around.

                      SHANE FELTER
                (looking down at his own
                 body)
          How can I be dead?  Who shot me?

Shane walks over to where MARY DUGAN is standing.  She is
sexy in her bikini and he gives her a look over.

                      SHANE FELTER
          God, you are so sexy, and I never
          could get the nerve up to speak to
          you.  Now I am dead. 
                (looks around)
          I thought when people died they
          were supposed to be greeted by
          loved ones who have gone to the
          great beyond.  What.  Is this
          Walmart?  God done fired all of his
          door greeters. Let me think.
                (scratches his head)
          The Wilcox family recently died.
          Greet me, you fuckers.  Don't leave
          me standing here alone.

STEWART DUDDLEY walks up to where Mary Dugan is standing.

                      STEWART DUDDLEY
          What is happening?

                      MARY DUGAN
          Some young man got shot.  He was
          shot five times.  I found his body.
          It was awful.  Say, aren't you
          Stewart Duddley.

                      STEWART DUDDLEY
          Yeah.  Do I know you?

                      MARY DUGAN
          Not really.  I am just a fan.  I am
          sorry you can't play football any
          more.

                      STEWART DUDDLEY
          So you are from Hearthville?

                      MARY DUGAN
          No. Our High Schools are rivals.  I
          am in college now.

                      STEWART DUDDLEY
          Hearthville College.

                      MARY DUGAN
          Yeah.  You know, I actually do know
          your brother Victor and Jossette.

                      STEWART DUDDLEY
          How is that, that you know them.

                      MARY DUGAN
          My mom is friends with Jossette's
          mom Terence.  I've been on a few
          dates with Roger but I think he is
          gay.  I heard that you two once
          kissed.

                      STEWART DUDDLEY
          It was an accidental kiss.  We are
          not gay.  And who in the hell would
          have told you about that, any way.

                      SHANE FELTER
          I am standing here dead and you two
          are just talking, talking, talking.
          And I am not even in your
          conversation.  You fucking,
          shallow, turds.

                      MARY DUGAN
          I am glad you are not gay.  So
          prove it.  Ask me out on a date.

                      STEWART DUDDLEY
          You want to go out on a date with
          me.  A football player who can no
          longer play football.  I am a
          washed up loser.

                      MARY DUGAN
          So you are gay.

                      STEWART DUDDLEY
          No.

                      MARY DUGAN
          Date me.

                      SHANE FELTER
          I am dead and he is going to get
          laid.  This world is so god damned
          cruel.  Someone, just shoot me
          another five times.

                      STEWART DUDDLEY
          Okay. Do you want to go dancing
          tonight.  I hear the Intrique is a
          cool club.

                      MARY DUGAN
          Pick me up at seven.  I am in room
          301.  I am here with my parents so
          if we have sex it can't be in my
          room.

                      SHANE FELTER
          I've heard her say that before.  To
          me.  But I have never talked to
          her.  Have I?  I was at the Favors'
          Poker Parlor.  I was winning. Mom
          was losing.  And yes.  That girl
          was there.  I think maybe we did
          talk.  But I can't remember.

Shane sees an aura of colors around Stewart.  He notices
auras of light coming from many of the people on the beach.
But he doesn't see an aura coming from Mary Dugan.  Then all
the auras vanish from the different people.

                      SHANE FELTER
          When I was seeing auras why did
          some of the people have auras and
          others did not.  Why did this girl
          not have an aura?  Stewart was all
          lit up, but this girl, nothing.
          That is odd.  Isn't it?

INT. OGLBY HOME - LIVING ROOM - DAY

VICTOR DUDDLEY is setting with JOSSETTE OGLEBY and ROGER
OGLEBY. Victor sees an aura around Roger but he doesn't see
one around Jossette.

                      VICTOR DUDDLEY
          So Roger, I am sorry Stewart didn't
          come with me.  He wanted to go to
          the beach in Hotville.

                      ROGER OGLEBY
          How long is he planning on
          vacationing there?

                      VICTOR DUDDLEY
          He reserved his room at the Sevy
          Motel for a week. 

                      JOSSETTE OGLEBY
         
          Why isn't he staying at the
          Victoria Hotel?

                      VICTOR DUDDLEY
          We tend to like the Sevy.  Mrs.
          Sevy is funny and giant
          corporations have no sense of
          humor.

                      ROGER OGLEBY
                (laughs)
          Burn.  Yeah.  I like staying at the
          Sevy also.  But rooms at the
          Victoria are nice and the maids are
          sexy.

                      JOSSETTE OGLEBY
         
          Hey.  We know you are gay.  Don't
          pretend to notice sexy maids.

                      ROGER OGLEBY
          I do like to look at sexy women.
          And sexy men.  Bitch, don't try to
          put me in a damn box.

                      VICTOR DUDDLEY
          Wow.  I don't think I've ever
          witnessed the two of you fight
          before.

                      ROGER OGLEBY
          Seriously Victor, did calling me
          out for being gay and giving me a
          lecture sound like Jossette.  It is
          like she has been replaced by some
          pod person or some shit.

                      VICTOR DUDDLEY (V.O.)
          Jossette did not have an aura when
          I was seeing Roger's aura.  Which
          happens.  True.  But Roger is
          right, she doesn't seem like
          Jossette.  And in the other
          timeline when she died, we couldn't
          find her soul.  And now here she
          is.  Is she a figment without a
          soul?  Legacy time code?  New time
          code?  Something Belial has
          created?

                      JOSSETTE OGLEBY
         
          What are you in such deep thought
          about?

                      VICTOR DUDDLEY
          Do you have a soul?

                      JOSSETTE OGLEBY
         
          What a weird question?  As smart as
          you are, you can't be religious.
          You can't really believe in God or
          that there is such a thing as a
          soul.  No one has a soul.

                      VICTOR DUDDLEY
          So you have never been in touch
          with your higher being or your
          lower being or just your being?

                      JOSSETTE OGLEBY
         
          What are you talking about?

                      VICTOR DUDDLEY
          Only people without a soul can
          truly be an atheist. Because if you
          have a soul, at some time or
          another, you've experienced
          something supernatural.

                      JOSSETTE OGLEBY
          You are talking like my Aunt
          Rachel.  Are you as crazy as she
          is?

                      VICTOR DUDDLEY
          Wow.  This is scary.

                      ROGER OGLEBY
          Tell me about it.  And whoever this
          is, I am not so sure she is not
          dangerous.

                      JOSSETTE OGLEBY
          You two are the ones who are
          dangerous, you damn religious nuts.
          We are born.  We die.  That is it.
          No one has a soul. Souls do not
          exist.  Trust in the science.

                      ROGER OGLEBY
          Trust in the science.  Now you are
          sounding like some damn demon.

                      VICTOR DUDDLEY
          Or worse.  A democrat.

                      ROGER OGLEBY
          Well.  You two have fun.  I am
          getting the hell out of here.  I am
          going to call mom and let her know
          that I am going to Hotville.
         

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Hearthville Serial: Book 8 Episode 4

Excerpt

There are colorful lights flashing around the night sky.
Seen from the spaceship, below on the ground there are fires
burning. Sirens SCREAMING can be heard on the spaceship.
LEROY BARE attemps to make a call on the radio.

Hearthville Serial: Book 8 Episode 4

Any Truth, Proper Grammar, or Correct Spelling is totally coincidental if not accidental. All characters are fiction. This story is fiction. This story makes no claims about any real person.

By Charles Peters Copyright 2022 All Rights Reserved

Chapter / Episode List of the Heathville Serial

                                             FADE-IN

INT. LEROY'S SPACESHIP - NIGHT

There are colorful lights flashing around the night sky.
Seen from the spaceship, Below on the ground there are fires
burning. Sirens SCREAMING can be heard on the spaceship.
LEROY BARE attempts to make a call on the radio.

                      LEROY BARE
          I can't find a frequency that will
          work.  I need to call my mom and
          let her know my eternity may soon
          be a cage.

BACHUS WILCOX has tears running down his face.  He hugs his
father PROFESSOR WILCOX and his mom MINI WILCOX.

                      BACHUS WILCOX
          I guess on some level I never
          believed in an after life.  I
          thought when I died that would be
          it.  I didn't believe in God or
          hell.

                      MINI WILCOX
          We are all sinners.

                      PROFESSOR WILCOX
          Worse, I fear we are pacifist.

                      LEROY BARE
          I don't understand.  Worse.

                      PROFESSOR WILCOX
          I did not enjoy my sinning.  I wish
          I had sinned with the vigor of a
          soldier going off to war and not a
          remorseful coward filled with
          guilt.  And if Bachus was going to
          suck a man's cock, it is sad that
          he did not enjoy it.

                      MINI WILCOX
          We should repent for our sins and
          not wish we had been better
          sinners.  If we repent, God might
          save us from that hell down below.

There is a loud voice from outside the spaceship. GENERAL
GERALD UPPSON makes demands.

                      GENERAL GERALD UPPSON
          Leroy Bare, land your spaceship and
          we will let you go.  But you must
          surrender the Wilcox family so that
          they can be properly caged.

                      LEROY BARE
          Why does the Witches Council want
          them caged?

                      GENERAL GERALD UPPSON
          I do not ask questions, I just
          follow orders.

                      LEROY BARE
          Whose orders?

                      GENERAL GERALD UPPSON
          The orders from the Witches Council
          were conveyed to me by an assistant
          to Sabian Blackrock.

                      LEROY BARE
          Let me speak to Alice Malokey and
          if she tells me to surrender then I
          will surrender.

                      GENERAL GERALD UPPSON
          Boy, you have no choice.
          Surrender.  Or be caged with the
          Wilcox family.

Leroy Bare puts his spaceship in full throttle mode in attempt
to speed away from the fleet of spaceships commanded by
General Gerald Uppson.  He dodges ships to the left and then
ships to the right. He goes through a bright colorful portal
to exit the metaphysical world and to enter the physical
world.

                      LEROY BARE
          I must reach the ocean.

                      BACHUS WILCOX
          Why?

                      LEROY BARE
          This ship can act as a subarine.
          Most of the space alien fleet that
          operates in the metaphysical world
          can not operate in physical oceans
          but only metaphysical oceans.

                      PROFESSOR WILCOX
          Why is that?

                      LEROY BARE
          Metaphysical oceans require a
          spaceship to contain  an alloy that
          melts in physical oceans.

Leroy Bare types in a code.

                      LEROY BARE
          Let us hope this SOS code reaches
          someone who knows who I am and
          gives a fuck.

INT. BARE MANSION, NAT WILKIN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

BILLY BINGO is sitting on the side of his bed and  looking
at a Book of Magic called the Book of Zeus.  NAT WILKINS
throws his comic book aside and jumps out of bed to look to
see what Billy is reading.

                      NAT WILKINS
          Where on earth did you get that
          book?

                      BILLY BINGO
          Not on physical earth but my home
          in Whitehead and  Bare Town.  It is
          where I spend a good bit of time
          between lives when I am not with
          Iapetus in the Outland's Iapetus.
          It is through that community that I
          am mostly reincarnated.  It is the
          other world home of my mom Maureen
          and father Frank.

                      NAT WILKINS
          Is Whitehead and Bare Town my home
          also?

                      BILLY BINGO
          Mostly.  You also spend time in the
          Outlands.  Although you are an
          earth witch, you have a home on the
          planet Malokey with a woman who you
          like when you two aren't hating one
          another.

Nat Wilkins grins.  He pats Blly on the back.

                      NAT WILKINS
          Woman?  I don't have a woman.
          Girls think I am gross.

                      BILLY BINGO
          You will grow out of that.  Or they
          will grow out of that.  You are a
          good man and that is important to
          women who are worth having.

                      NAT WILKINS
          So is that book just to learn magic
          or does itself have magic power,
          you know, like that book in the
          movie Hocus Pocus.

                      BILLY BINGO
          It printed on magic paper made from
          dogwood trees like a lot of magic
          and divining  wands.

Billy Bingo stands up from where he had been sitting on the
bed. He walks to the outerwall with the doors to the
balcony.  He snaps his fingers to cause a magic wand to
appear. He then snaps the wand back and forth.

                      BILLY BINGO
          Ech e comb abontu, el vitro cane,
          excel. Magic be true and magic
          blue, I need a portal that is brand
          new. Ech e comb abontu, el vitro
          cane, excel.  It must be a room
          with computers and brains and with
          a rolodex of names of those who I
          can trust.

There is a LOUD BOOMING NOISES.  The house shakes.

                      BILLY BINGO
          Fuck.  Daniel and your mom is going
          to wake up.

INT. BARE MANSION, DANIEL BARE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

DANIEL BARE and NATALINA WILKINS sit straight up in bed.

                      DANIEL BARE
          What was that!

                      NATALINA WILKINS
          I don't know.  I think the sound
          came from the boy's room.

Daniel Bare gets out of bed.  He grabs a robe hanging on a
hat tree at the foot of the bed. He opens the door and sees
his father MAYOR HOLLIS BARE  walking with the beautiful
DEMI DUVO who is a sexy body guard with whom Hollis is
having an affair.

                      MAYOR HOLLIS BARE
          Go back to bed Daniel.  I am going
          to handle this.

                      DANIEL BARE
          The sound came from Nat's room.
          Billy is visiting Nat.

                      MAYOR HOLLIS BARE
          I know.

                      DANIEL BARE
          Well. I wasn't sure.  You have been
          preoccupied and I didn't think to
          tell you.

                      DEMI DUVO
          You have a god sleeping in your
          house and you didn't think to tell
          me?

                      DANIEL BARE
          He is the spawn on Iapetus. That
          doesn't...

                      DEMI DUVO
          No.  It does.  He is a god who
          could destroy me in a heart beat.
          Hollis, if I am going to be your
          security guard I should be told
          these things.

                      MAYOR HOLLIS BARE
          I am sorry.  I guess I should have
          lied and pretended I didn't know
          Billy was here.

                      DEMI DUVO
          You! Devil!

They walk to Nat's room.  They open the door without knowing
what to expect.  They see a giant metaphysical room has been
added off the balcony from Nat's room.

                      MAYOR HOLLIS BARE
          Wow. I guess this mansion just
          wasn't big enough for Billy.

INT. BARE MANSION, NAT WILKIN'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

BILLY BINGO and NAT WILKINS see MAYOR HOLLIS, DEMI DUVO, and
DANIEL BARE enter the bedroom.

                      BILLY BINGO
          Sorry.  I didn't realize the spell
          would rock the house.

                      DANIEL BARE
          It is okay. Is this permanent?

                      BILLY BINGO
          Metaphysical. But yes.  I felt with
          everything that is going on, I
          needed some equipment and then I
          got to thinking that I need a room
          for the equipment.  I will set up a
          portal from my home to this same
          room where it can be accessed from
          either house.

                      MAYOR HOLLIS BARE
          Sounds like a plan.  It will also
          help you to watch after your mom
          and sister when you are staying
          here and Nat when you aren't
          staying here.

                      BILLY BINGO
          Well. I will look after all of you
          all.  Especially that beautiful
          woman standing there.

                      DEMI DUVO
          I don't know what to say.  I've
          never met a god before.

Nat stares at Billy.

                      BILLY BINGO
          I am just a normal boy.

                      NAT WILKINS
          No. You are not.  You just used
          magic to create a giant room.  And
          the kind of room you just created
          does not just require magic.  It
          requires intellect.

                      DANIEL BARE
          So Nat, have you been trying magic.

                      NAT WILKINS
          Some.  I am not very good at it.
          My powers are weak.  And I am
          afraid that I am dumb.

                      BILLY BINGO
          He has been trying to use magic to
          build a sports car.  He is getting
          there.

                      DEMI DUVO
          You could create the sports car for
          him.

                      BILLY BINGO
          No.  He wants to create it himself.
          I respect that.

                      DANIEL BARE
          Dad, should I be alarmed.  I am
          trying to help raise two boys who
          are more powerful than me.

                      MAYOR HOLLIS BARE
          Maybe you should start taking
          lessons with Nat.  Billy seems to
          know how to unlock powers that have
          been locked by the witches council,
          if you catch my drift.

                      DANIEL BARE
          Can you teach me?  Would you teach
          me.  I know you and Victor do not
          particularly like me.

                      BILLY BINGO
          Sure, I will teach you.  I trust
          you and that is more important than
          liking. Of course we have to be
          careful with the Witches Council.
          We can't let them find out. If they
          were to find out and put a new lock
          in place, we would have to find a
          new work around and that might not
          be easy.  In other words, I can't
          stop them from locking the powers.
          I can just find a way to undo the
          locking.  And it takes work to make
          the powers stronger.  To begin with
          the magic  will always be weaker
          than if they had not been locked.

                      DEMI DUVO
          Amazing.  With Billy's help we
          might just stand a chance against
          the Space Alien Witches.

                      BILLY BINGO
          We haven't so far.  And that is
          with Victor, Caleous, Iapetus and
          others.

INT. BARE MANSION, BILLY'S SPACE LAB - NIGHT

BILLY BINGO, NAT WILKINS, DANIEL BARE, DEMI DUVO, and MAYOR
HOLLIS BARE are looking Billy's space lab over.

                      DEMI DUVO
          Billy.  What is this with the light
          blinking red and green and making a
          humming noise.

Billy walks over to where she is standing.

                      BILLY BINGO
          Is an artifact in the spell that
          dates back to the Pluto Viso Wars.
          It is to detect any SOS signals
          from friendly spaceships.  I am not
          sure if any spaceships are even
          still equipped with the signal.

Mayor Hollis Bare walks over to the panel and he flips a
switch and turns a knob.

                      MAYOR HOLLIS BARE
          Our family spaceships still contain
          an SOS panel.  This is a stress
          call.  Is there a way I can put the
          spacehip on a monitor.

                      BILLY BINGO
          Let me think.  Gosh.  I am rusty.
          There is a code.  Let me type it
          in.

Billy Bingo types in the code and an image of LEROY BARE
pops up on the screen.

                      LEROY BARE
          Thank God. You are Billy Bingo,
          right?

                      BILLY BINGO
          I am here with Daniel Bare and
          Hollis Bare.  What is wrong?

                      LEROY BARE
          I was going to Whitehead and
          Baretown to take the newly deceased
          Wilcox family there.  I am trying
          to stop them from being caged.  But
          when I got to Whitehead and
          Baretown, I discovered that it has
          been destroyed and the souls there
          caged.  What has happened there is
          awful.

                      BILLY BINGO
          Fuck.  I can't go up against these
          assholes by myself.  We've got to
          get Iapetus and Victor freed.

                      LEROY BARE
          There are spaceships after me.
          General Gerald Uppson says that he
          is taking orders from Sabian
          Blackrock.

                      BILLY BINGO
          Are spaceships that are after you
          metaphysical spaceships or physical
          spaceships?

                      LEROY BARE
          I am pretty sure that  most them
          were made mainly for the
          metaphysical world.  I am heading
          to the ocean in the physical world.

                      BILLY BINGO
          Good. I am going to give you the
          coordinates to go to Rango.

                      LEROY BARE
          I have never heard of that place
          before.

                      BILLY BINGO
          It is where sharks go when they
          die.  Most people are terrified to
          enter there but the coordinates
          will take you to a safe place.

                      LEROY BARE
          Okay.  I got the coordinates.
          Billy. Thank you.

                      BILLY BINGO
          We are in this war against evil
          together.

                      LEROY BARE
          I guess.  But you should know, I am
          basically a coward.

                      BILLY BINGO
          No.  I have known you in past
          lives.  You were always there when
          I needed you.

                      LEROY BARE
          I wish I could remember.

                      BILLY BINGO
          I suspect being able to remember is
          key to winning this war.  We have
          got to figure a way to end this
          mass amnesia.

                      

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DVD Movie Auditions with Cory Brandon, Rick Cassidy, Ric Lutze, Linnea Quigley, Harry Hurwitz, Marita Ditmore, Rhonda Jo Petty

DVD Movie Auditions

A rare historic glimpse at the unique actors and bizarre personalities that showed up in Hollywood at a casting call for the erotic Fairy Tales 2 in 1978! Featuring a 20 year old Linnea Quigley (Fairy Tales, Creepozoids) who does a nude dance in a dungeon set as part of an S&M fantasy. The “casting director” is Michael Pataki who also directed Charles Band’s first horror film Mansion of the Doomed.

The auditions are a movie.  They are staged and not real.  They are supposedly based on some real stories.  But it does have the scream queen Linnea Quigley in it. It also has the late Rick Cassidy in it who did both gay and straight movies.  He got into a bit of controversy when he did a movie with Traci Lords who used a fake birth certificate and was 2 years younger than what the producers of the movie believed.  In other words, she was too young for that kind of movie.

 

DVD Movie Auditions