Hearthville Serial: Book 8 Episode 3
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By Charles Peters Copyright 2022 All Rights Reserved
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INT. ELLIOT'S OFFICE AT THE COLLEGE - DAY
ELLIOT DUDDLEY is standing looking out the window at the
pretty college girls and handsome young men walking about.
He fumbles with a cigarette packet from his pocket and pulls
out a cigarette. He puts the cigarette into his mouth. He
pulls a book of matches from his pocket and pulls a match
from the book. He strikes the match and lights his
cigarette. He shake the flame of the match until it goes
out. He drops the match into an ashtray on a small table at
the window. He begins to puff on the cigarette. He rubs
his crotch area.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
Looking at those young women makes
me so horny.
QUENTIN DARKO enters the office.
QUENTIN DARKO
You know smoking will kill you.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
According to Professor Wilcox
nicotine helps protect people from
covid.
QUENTIN DARKO
Smart man.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
Yeah. I have been ordered to fire
him. I don't want to. George, the
current Victor, will have a fucking
fit if I do.
QUENTIN DARKO
How is George handling Victor being
caged?
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
About like me. Going through the
motions and trying to stop my
emotions. How in the hell are we
going to defeat Satan and Belial.
It was bad enough when you all were
just having to fight the space
alien witches.
QUENTIN DARKO
Arthur Ramsey has asked me to ask
you to free Jossette.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
No. He wants his grandmother Nette
freed. They are not the same
person. I have no intention of
freeing Nette or Barnabus.
QUENTIN DARKO
Okay. Say she is Nette. Why do
you hate her so much?
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
She and Artorious murdered Victor
in cold blood. And then when we
were trying to bring him back to
life, Donny Maxtone was murdered.
QUENTIN DARKO
Do you know why they murdered
Victor?
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
Not exactly. I don't believe any
of their lies or stage theatrics.
So I am guessing they were working
for the Witches Council. Nette of
course wanted to take control of
Jossette's body and managed that.
Nortorious was probably after
someone's body but his plan failed.
QUENTIN DARKO
Artorious has been helpful to us at
times.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
Artorious is an excellent liar
because at times he convinces
himself that his is the more noble
cause and that he is the good guy.
On some level he does not want to
be a bad guy. But Nette is evil
and that is what she wants to be.
QUENTIN DARKO
What about you, Elliot? What do
you want to be? You have not
always been what I would call the
good guy in the lives we've led.
Even when I walked in you were
thinking about seducing one of
those college students down there.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
I really need to learn to not talk
to myself when I think I am alone.
But I do love the sound of my own
voice.
QUENTIN DARKO
(laughs)
Do you still love your wife Ellen?
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
I now have my memory back but her
memory is still muddled and
confused. It was not Victor's
magic that took her memory. I
guess it was the Witches Council
who stole her from me.
QUENTIN DARKO
Are you saying that you don't still
love her?
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
With amnesia I was happy. We were
happy together in our simple life
with our children and our confusion
and ignorance. But now. I am not
happy. I am angry. And even
though now I should feel less
confused, in some ways I feel more
confused. Part of my confusion
comes from my awakening not just in
body but in mind. I feel things
now that I did not previously feel.
Yes. I want to cheat on Ellen with
some young thing.
Quentin's phone starts to play music. He pulls his phone
out of pocket. He looks to see who is calling him.
QUENTIN DARKO
Oh fuck. It is Alice Malokey. I
wonder what she wants to cuss me
out about now or how I've wronged
her darling husband or son. I
would like to fuck her darling
Stephen up the ass until he cries.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
You serously do not want to do
that.
QUENTIN DARKO
No. I have to call her back. And
apologize for whatever I've done
wrong.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
Well. Maybe you should go answer
her in person and get down on your
knees.
QUENTIN DARKO
Yeah. I guess. Although I would
much rather fuck Stephen in the ass
than kiss her ass.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
What do you have against her son
Stephen?
QUENTIN DARKO
As a hunter Stephen has no fucking
sense. I don't like his father Phil
either but at least I can reason
with him when they've captured
someone I want freed.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
Oh. Okay.
QUENTIN DARKO
Stephen cares more about pleasing
the Witches Council than doing
right. Phil knows it is all
bullshit but still he plays the
party line. But Stephen doesn't
play. He is too dang serious.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
My son Stewart can also be overly
serious. He considered football
his life and now he can't play. I
took him to the doctor earlier
today and we had hopes but the
doctor said no. Even though he is
doing better, if he starts back
playing he could make the injury
worse.
QUENTIN DARKO
I am sorry. Couldn't you use a
little magic to help him?
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
Now that I know things, I've
thought about it. But I was always
so proud that Stewart was able to
be a star football player without
magic. And I don't think either
Witches Council would approve.
QUENTIN DARKO
I guess since I now run the Earth
Witches Council I should not
approve either but he was so damn
good. I hate that he can't play
any more.
ELLIOT DUDDLEY
I appreciate that.
QUENTIN DARKO
Well, let me go see what Alice
Malokey wants. I am sure I have
done something wrong.
INT. BARE MANSION - DAY
13 year old NAT WILKINS and 13 year old BILLY BINGO are in
Nat's bedroom watching television.
NAT WILKINS
Daniel is nice enough to mom and
me. I like him. But I've kind of
noticed that a lot of people don't
like him.
BILLY BINGO
He is the law. That makes some
people nervous even if they have no
reason to be nervous.
NAT WILKINS
So you don't think he is an asshole
as I suspect.
BILLY BINGO
Oh. He is definitely an asshole.
Nat laughs.
NAT WILKINS
Do you have any idea what my mom
sees him?
BILLY BINGO
Well. Obviously he is not an
asshole to her or you. And he is
rich. He may not be much liked by
a lot of people, but I bet he is
respected and sometimes that is
more important than being liked.
NAT WILKINS
So are you looking forward to going
hiking with Daniel and mom in the
Hotville Swamp tomorrow.
BILLY BINGO
It should be fun. I hope there are
lots of snakes and alligators that
I can get pictures of.
Daniel BARE enters Nat's bedroom.
DANIEL BARE
Billy, your mom tells me she has
caught you drinking liquor. She
tells me that you have gotten fall
down drunk.
BILLY BINGO
I also smoke and cuss like a
sailor.
DANIEL BARE
You know smoking can kill you?
BILLY BINGO
The government only tells people
that because there are diseases
that smoking prevents. Also it
helps stop people from getting fat.
Looking at you, I'd guess you need
to smoke more.
Daniel Bare sticks his head out the bedroom door and
screams.
DANIEL BARE
Natalina, I have no idea what to
say to Billy.
BILLY BINGO
Tell me that when I grow up women
will love me and that I will get
lots of pussy.
NAT WILKINS
Get lots of Venereal Disease, go
blind, go insane, and then your
dick will fall off. It is best to
love just one woman.
BILLY BINGO
I think I would like a Harem.
DANIEL BARE
Go to the Beauty Shop with your mom
and after sitting with those women
talking, there is no way you'd want
a harem.
NAT WILKINS
Yeah. Men aren't really born gay.
They turn gay when they go to the
Beauty Shop with their mom.
DANIEL BARE
I didn't say that.
BILLY BINGO
I am pretty sure you did.
DANIEL BARE
I've got to get out of here.
NATALINA walks into the bedroom.
NATALINA WILKINS
Daniel, did you tell them that our
trip to Hotville has been called
off.
NAT WILKINS
Why?
DANIEL BARE
A boat exploded on the Hearthville
Lake today. I've got to investigate
it. I am sorry boys, but I am just
going to be too busy.
NAT WILKINS
Well. Obviously we will miss you
being with us but can't mom take us
without you.
NATALINA WILKINS
No. I am not going into that swamp
without a man being with us.
BILLY BINGO
Oh my God. Your mother just lost
the right to call herself a
feminist.
NATALINA WILKINS
I have never called myself that. I
like to have a man to kill snakes,
spiders, and also take out the
garbage.
DANIEL BARE
And here I am thinking the only
thing you want me for is sex.
BILLY BINGO
No. She wants you for your money.
NATALINA WILKINS
Billy. You know that is not true.
DANIEL BARE
It is okay if to some degree it is
true. I don't expect any woman
would give me a second look if I
were living under a bridge. I
don't want to be poor and I
wouldn't want a woman who wants me
to be poor.
BILLY BINGO
I can't believe mom turned down
that money from Victor Duddley.
NATALINA WILKINS
Your mom loves your father.
BILLY BINGO
So if you were mom, you would have
turned the money down?
NATALINA WILKINS
Hell no. But my sister and I are
two very different women.
DANIEL BARE
What? Are you saying Victor wanted
to give Maureen money to have sex
with him?
BILLY BINGO
No. Gross. It would have been a
business investment to help her
start a flower shop.
DANIEL BARE
So, what does Maureen loving her
husband Frank have anything to do
with her turning money down from
Victor.
NATALINA WILKINS
Frank can be jealous.
BILLY BINGO
He can also be missing in action.
He needs to get his ass home. If
mom had accepted that investment
maybe dad could have quit working
for David Jenkins out in the Gulf
of Mexico.
NAT WILKINS
Changing the subject. I want to go
to Hotville tomorrow.
DANIEL BARE
I am sorry. I've got too much
stuff on my plate because of that
boat explosion.
BILLY BINGO
Don't you have people who work for
you? It is not really a
complicated case, is it?
DANIEL BARE
I can't talk about it.
BILLY BINGO
So Nat I guess we are going to have
to hack into the computers at the
police department to find out what
is going on.
DANIEL BARE
Unbelievable.
NATALINA WILKINS
You better not. If I catch you and
Nat doing such a thing, I will give
you two a spanking.
BILLY BINGO
Yeah. I am not planning on being
caught.
NAT WILKINS
You just told them what you were
planning.
BILLY BINGO
Where would be the challenge if
they didn't know what I was
planning?
INT. BARE MANSION, DANIEL AND NATALINA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
NATALINA WILKINS, is sitting at an antique vanity / dresser,
looking in the mirror and combing her hair. DANIEL BARE
comes out of the bathroom from taking a shower. He has a
towel wrapped around him. He is using another towel to dry
his hair.
DANIEL BARE
Nat and Billy are something else.
I hate that we will not be able to
take them to Hotville tomorrow.
NATALINA WILKINS
We will go some other time.
Daniel Bare walks over to the glass french doors that open
to an upstairs balcony from the bedroom. He opens the
doors.
DANIEL BARE
It is warm tonight. I think I
might want to sleep outside under
the stars.
NATALINA WILKINS
Well. You can do what you want.
But I am going to sleep in the bed
under the covers. I feel a chill
in the air.
Daniel Bare closes the french door. He turns and looks at
Natalina Wilkins.
DANIEL BARE
There was something supernatural
involved in that boat explosion on
the lake. Some kind of demon took
control of Bachus' body. I've got
to form a Hunter Group to go after
the demon.
NATALINA WILKINS
Is that going to put you in danger?
Natalina Wilkins stands up and looks at Daniel Bare.
NATALINA WILKINS
Do you have any idea what kind of
witch summoned the demon?
DANIEL BARE
No. I don't if Professor Wilkins
was killed because of his covid
research or something personal I
don't know if the murder was
sanctioned.
NATALINA WILKINS
And the summoning of a demon? Who
would sanction that?
DANIEL BARE
Satan. Belial. Perhaps even the
Space Alien Witches Council. I
don't know.
NATALINA WILKINS
Do you think the demon will try to
kill other people?
DANIEL BARE
Yes.
INT. BARE MANSION, NAT WILKINS' BEDROOM - NIGHT
BILLY BINGO has his phone. He makes a call.
BILLY BINGO
Hey Jimmy. This is Billy.
INT. HARRIS HOME, JIMMY HARRIS' BEDROOM THAT HE SHARES WITH
HIS OLDER BROTHER TOMMY HARRIS - NIGHT
JIMMY HARRIS has pillow behind his back as he is sitting in
bed. A bowl of popcorn is on a bed stand between his bed
and the bed of his brother TOMMY HARRIS. Jimmy has a phone
in one hand and is flipping the pages of a comic book with
the other hand. Tommy Harris is flipping the channels of
the TV. Jimmy throws his comic book aside and reaches for
some popcorn.
INTERCUT PHONE CONVERSATION:
JIMMY HARRIS
I came by your place today. Your
mom said that you are not home.
BILLY BINGO
I am with my cousin Nat at the Bare
Mansion.
TOMMY HARRIS
Tell Billy it is not nice to brag
that he is sleeping in a mansion.
JIMMY HARRIS
Shut up.
BILLY BINGO
What?
JIMMY HARRIS
Not you. My brother.
BILLY BINGO
Well. Don't be rude to him. I've
got a big favor. I want you and
your brother to drive down to
Hearthville tomorrow and then we
will take a boat out to Hotville.
Nat and I had planned to go hiking
with Daniel but Daniel called the
trip off because of work.
JIMMY HARRIS
Tommy. Did you hear that?
TOMMY HARRIS
Yeah. We can do that if mom and
dad say it is okay. Also, Billy
and Nat have to get permission.
JIMMY HARRIS
Tommy says that we can do that but
only if we all get permission.
BILLY BINGO
I am sure we can get permission.
Tell Tommy not be drunk or stoned
when he talks to Daniel and my
aunt.
TOMMY HARRIS
You tell Billy I will be talking
with sense and he'd better be doing
the same.
BILLY BINGO
Yeah. I heard Tommy. I have not
had a drank since I've been here.
JIMMY HARRIS
If my parents say no, I will call
you. Otherwise we will be seeing
you early in the morning.
TOMMY HARRIS
Not too early.
JIMMY HARRIS
Well, as early as I can my sleepy
head brother up and on the go.
BILLY BINGO
The drive will take the two of you
a good hour so do not get too late
of a start.
TOMMY HARRIS
Understood.
JIMMY HARRIS
Understood.
END INTERCUT
INT. BARE MANSION, DANIEL AND NATALINA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
DANIEL BARE is down on the floor doing pushups. NATALINA
WILKINS is in the bed reading a story on her Kindle. NAT
WILKINS enters the bedroom. Natalina Wilkins puts the Kindle
down.
NAT WILKINS
Can Tommy Harris take us for hike
in the Hotville Swamp? We promise
we will stay on the hiking trail.
NATALINA WILKINS
No. Tommy Harris is just a
teenager and I know he and Billy
are friends but from what I hear he
is on the wild side.
NAT WILKINS
What if we promise we will only go
with a tour group. You know.
Where a park ranger will lead us
along the trail.
NATALINA WILKINS
I will go with you and Billy can
invite Tommy and his brother Jimmy
Harris to come with us. I will
call Maureen. She and Bess might
want to come with us.
NAT WILKINS
Okay. Love you.
NATALINA WILKINS
Love you back. Now you and Billy
go to bed and go to sleep.
Nat leaves the bedroom. Natalina picks up her phone from the
bed stand.
NATALINA WILKINS
Hey sis.
(pause)
No. Billy is okay. I am sorry I
am calling late. Nat and Billy are
insisting that we go for a hike in
the Hotville Swamp tomorrow. I
know it is late notice.
(pause)
I know. It is fine. Billy is no
trouble. I am glad to go with them
on the hike. Daniel was going to
take the boys. That had been the
plan. But he is working on an
investigation and can not go.
(pause)
I was wondering if you and Bess
would like to go with us. Billy
has invited Tommy and Jimmy Harris.
(pause. laughs.)
Okay. We will be looking for you
in the morning. Drive safely.
(pause)
Bye.
DANIEL BARE
Was she thrilled with your call?
NATALINA WILKINS
(laughs)
Maureen was just worried that Billy
was getting too much for us. But
actually I think she liked the idea
of us going on an outing tomorrow
with Bess and the boys.
DANIEL BARE
What did she think about Tommy and
Jimmy going with you?
NATALINA WILKINS
She likes Tommy and Jimmy. Jimmy
and Billy do a good bit of
skateboarding together. And Tommy
has helped Billy with some school
projects.
DANIEL BARE
Billy needs help with school
projects?
NATALINA WILKINS
Sometimes. You know, Billy and
Bess fight a good bit of the time.
They are not like Maureen and I
were growing up. We loved doing
things together. But Bess does not
like Billy. I guess she loves him
but she does not like him.
DANIEL BARE
I was jealous of my cousins Johnny
and Lilly when they came to live
with us. When I think back, I
could kick myself on some things.
I guess is like me. She enjoyed
being an only child.
NATALINA WILKINS
I would have hated being an only
child.
DANIEL BARE
But back to the subject. Why would
Billy need any help with a school
project? I would be shocked if he
couldn't teach the teacher a few
things.
NATALINA WILKINS
That is true. I don't know. But
anyway, Maureen likes for Tommy to
help Billy with school work
sometimes.
DANIEL BARE
I know it is a subject that you
prefer we avoid. But I am going to
ask anyway. Are Tommy and Jimmy
witches?
NATALINA WILKINS
I don't know. I don't think so. I
think they do know that Billy is
special. That is if their memory
of that has not been erased.
DANIEL BARE
Special. That is a word. How do
you think Billy is handling Iapetus
being caged?
NATALINA WILKINS
I don't know. You know, like
Victor, Billy has an alter he goes
into that behaves like any other
human. I think since Billy has
been here we have mostly been
dealing with his alter.
DANIEL BARE
And so his alter needs help with
schoolwork and stuff?
NATALINA WILKINS
Maybe. I don't know. I may invite
all of them, including the Harris
boys to spend the night here. Will
that be okay.
DANIEL BARE
Sure.
Daniel Bare rolls over on his back from doing pushups.
INT. LEROY BARE'S SPACESHIP - NIGHT
LEROY BARE puts a small bottle down. He mumbles a magic
spell while waving his arms. PROFESSOR WILCOX, MINI WILCOX,
and BACHUS WILCOX each fly from the bottle in puff of smoke.
They look around with scared looks on their faces.
PROFESSOR WILCOX
Is this a spaceship? Are you a
space alien.
LEROY BARE
No. I am just a witch. We use
spacecraft juse like the space
alien witches.
MINI WILCOX
You are a witch. Did you kill us?
LEROY BARE
No. I am trying to save you.
BACHUS WILOX
But we are dead. You didn't save
us.
LEROY BARE
I am trying to save you from being
caged by Satan or Belial or the
Space Alien Witches or whoever
killed you. I am going to take you
to Whitehead and Bare Town. You
should be safe there.
On the monitors there are images of fire and smoke.
MINI WILCOX
He is taking us to hell.
LEROY BARE
What the hell? What the hell has
happened to Whitehead and Bare
Town. I guess I know. Belial is
going to do to earth what was done
to Pluto Viso. Oh my God.
On the monitors embers of hot coal can be seen. And there
is fire burning buildings. And then the site of circus like
animal cages can be seen with human souls screaming for
help.
CAMERA focuses on the face of Leroy Bare. Tears are
streaming down his face. He is crying.
LEROY BARE
Hades is becoming hell here on
earth. It is happening. It is
happening. Oh God, Amelia, can't
you wake. We need you. We
desperately need you.
PROFESSOR WILCOX
I don't understand.
MINI WILCOX
We've died. And we are going to
hell. I told you we should not
have gone to that spouse swapping
party.
BACHUS WILOX
I sucked a man's cock once. Just
once. And I did not like it. Now
I am going to hell for that.
LEROY BARE
No. You are not evil. Satan and
Belial are evil. And Bachus, why
in the hell wouldn't you enjoy
sucking a man's cock. That is just
stupid.
BACHUS WILOX
He was fat. And ugly. But somehow
he knew I had cheated on the test.
And I didn't want to be thrown out
of college. So I agreed to suck
his cock.
LEROY BARE
Oh. Anyway, that was his bad. Not
your bad.
BACHUS WILOX
I agreed to do it. And now I am
going to hell in a spaceship flown
by a gay man who likes sucking
cock.
LEROY BARE
I want to help everyone here but we
are in danger. We've got to get
out of here. I've got to find a
safe place. Oh my God. This is
all worse than I could have
imagined.
MINI WILCOX
For our sins, is that how we are
going to spend our eternity? Are
we going to end up like those poor
souls in a circus bear cage
screaming for help? Will that be
our eternity.
LEROY BARE
It is not about your sins. There
are no sins. We are biological
animals and like all animals we do
good and we do bad, but what is
good and bad? It is sure as fuck
not for Satan and Belial to decide.
MINI WILCOX
But what about God? He must hate
us. He is not saving us. He is
not saving those poor souls.
LEROY BARE
God, Amelia, is sleeping. She
would try to save us just like she
tried to save the people of Pluto
Viso. But she can't.
PROFESSOR WILCOX
Are you sure God can't? Are you
sure God is sleeping? Maybe God is
just playing opossum.