A wild rabbit is captured and taken to a laboratory. While there he befriends a rabbit who has spent his entire life at the facility. One evening the lab assistant forgets to lock the cage, and the wild rabbit suggests an escape.

“I’m not sure,” says the lab rabbit. “This is the only home I know.”

“Come on,” insists the wild rabbit. “We’ll get laid all night long.”

The lab rabbit agrees, and they hop to a field where they each bonk 50 hottie females.

As the sun begins to rise, the lab rabbit says, “I gotta get back to the lab.”

“Why?” asks the wild rabbit. “Aren’t you enjoying yourself?”

“Yeah, but I’m dying for a cigarette.”