Rumors are that Twitter has walked to the street corner all dolled up in thick makeup, a gorgious wig, and is winking and waving at every limousine that drives by. But now if you are thinking of getting in your stretch and racing to see if you are the cat that can get a piece of that bird, understand she ain't really for rent. She is going to expect a ring on the beak.

Rumors are that Google does not much like Twitter standing on that Street Corner with Dog Microsoft all sniffing around. Rumors are that Google's lawyers are working out all the prenuptials to add Twitter to the Google Harem of businesses.