Something silly I posted in the newsgroup:
alt.horror.werewolves

How To Pickup Werewolf Women

God don't you love them. That howling in bed. You know you are doing it right. And trimming their claws and putting pink claw polish on them. They act like they don't like it but you know they do. Okay, maybe that is just my thing.

And then you start doing it doggy style with her hairy breast bouncing. Get me some curlers and you know with my saliva we going to have us some twirl going on.

But getting rejected by werewolf women isn't fun. It can be down right dangerous. And those insults. Almost enough to make a man go back alone to his empty house and just cry.

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And if you want to improve how you feel for some great fun in the ole sack or maybe be able to fight off theose werewolf hunters here are some great exercise dvds.

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